People were being stupid, and I got tired of reading the same things over and over.
Glad it's gone.


My Girl - 1Chapter 1: Sunshine on a Cloudy DayMy Girl - 1
"I'm pregnant."
"Wh...what?"
Of all the things that could have spilled out of Sasuke's pretty mouth, Suigetsu never in his wildest dreams would have imagined his ears filtering out those words.
The seventeen-year-old listened with growing dread as Sasuke repeated her statement. Suigetsu was mesmerized with the way Sasuke's pouty, painted lips formed the two taboo words once more, and he was almost too caught up to actually listen.
Sasuke's lips made the words look pretty as they formed and rolled off her tongue; but as the soft hum of her voic


Blond Jokes - 10Chapter 10: The BetBlond Jokes - 10
"I'll bet you fifty dollars that he doesn't jump, yeah!"
Itachi raised a skeptical eyebrow across the table at Deidara. The two of them had met up at Itachi's and Kisame's place after work to have some dinner and hang out. Kisame had the television tuned to the six o' clock news in the next room, and the two friends were watching the broadcast from the kitchen.
A man was shown standing atop of a large building, arms spread out wide as he wobbled a bit on the very edge of the roof. He was threatening to commit suicide by leaping off of the building, while police below tried to talk rea


Blond Jokes - 9Chapter 9: Formally considered 'straight'Blond Jokes - 9
Physically exhausted after a long night of making love, Sasori rolled onto his side and reached down to the floor of the bedroom, feeling for his pants. Once he'd found them, he pulled a cigarette from his back pocket. Unable to find his lighter, he turned back to the young blond lying besides him.
"Do you have a light?" He asked casually.
Deidara made a small yawn and then nodded. "There might be some matches in the top drawer, yeah." He said, indicating the bedside table.
Rolling back onto his side, the redhead propped himself up with one arm and p

[*is constantly barefoot* "Take that, Deidara!]
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I have multiple personalities. All of them are crazy.
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face all over your face!
<3
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...In the butt.
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Insanity is the state of knowing what is not supposed to be known.
When people tell me I suffer from insanity, I dare to correct them by saying, "No, my confused citizen, I enjoy it."
I suggest getting some stilettos, and then MAYBE he'll like them.
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You don't even know.
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Cue dramatic music.
OH GOD IT'S DEIDARA.
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You don't even know.
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Cue dramatic music.
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You don't even know.
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